Sunday, February 27, 2005

a word a day (issue 1)

Making up new words.

I like to make up new words.

Making up new words. It make me feel like i contribute to society(on top of the research i do on solder material which will one day, revolutionalize how mankind smashes their portable electronic devices such as cellphones, discman, mp3 player and the ugly looking ipod, elk!). But more often then not, its most probably that i just mis-spell the word (on msn/icq). -_-

The first word i will be making up today, that i will be so generously sharing with u guys is,

Bluffer
noun

1. A person who mislead or deceive.
2. A person who impress, deter, or intimidate by a false display of confidence.
3. A person who deprives others of gossip which they have promised to talk about, but fails to deliver and should be dragged out onto the streets to be tickled, fed with bowls of wasabi (through the nose OF COURSE), made to drink Luo2 Han4 Guo3 juice, have cockcraches/lizards (depends which the offender fears most) put into his/her pants and forced to watch local variety shows over and over again.

Bonus issue 1+:
Dame
adj

1. Damn gone wrong.
2. Synonym as Damn.

e.g. Dame YOU! Dame it! Dame!

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