. . .

I smsed:
"Any plans tonight? If not wanna catch a movie or dinner?"


Reply from my friend:
"Hello! Am home, just idling lazily while using my special willpower, will-ing my housework to do themselves. It should be working, else I'll be doing it in oh, another 5 hours or so after I'm done procrastinating, but that's not likely, because my will-power will work."


Me: . . . . . .