Tuesday, August 22, 2006

National Security

Attention!

I say, Attention ladies and gentlemen.
This is a matter of national security.
This country is no longer safe!!
It is unsafe I tell you! Regardless of what our leaders say.

It is SO unsafe these days that citizens can no longer attend their friend's house-warming, without having their shoes stolen! Thats right, SHOES! Shocking isnt it!

Was at my friend house-warming last sat... and I left my brand new nike sneakers outside with the doors closed. Since they had the air-condition switched on. When we were leaving, to our horror, we found 3 pairs of our shoes and a pair of socks were GONE! Including mine! My precious white nike sneakers with a green Swoosh! is GONE!!! I got it for less than a month! And love it to bits! Gone! T_T

Shoe Thief!
They should be dragged out into the streets and be SHOT with camel dung! Yes! filthy
camel dung infested with flies of a thousand pigs! Ha! Justice!
There is just no justice.

But determined not to let this unfortunate event spoile my precious weekend, i marched straight to Queensway and bought ANOTHER pair! so... to wear this pair of sneakers, I had to spend $212!!! -__-""

Its amazing how such things still happen. I never thought, never heard nor experienced such things happening... at least until now. Let this be a reminder to us all. Our peaceful country isnt that safe anymore. Never take anything for granted.


On hindsight:

The funny thing is that 3 pairs of shoes... and a pair of socks were stolen. A pair of socks from my friend's SAF running shoes were stolen. But the shoe remains.....

There is a lesson to be learnt here... SAF shoes are REALLY good stuff!
Its Anti-Theft!

6 comments:

saizou said...

kekeke... that was funny!! we couldn't believe it when vape first told us bout it.

*pat pat* u poor thing! never mind lah! just be more careful next time! hahaha....

Anonymous said...

be careful??
so i should install webcams in my shoe? or send electric current through my shoe when i not wearing. whoever touches it without my knowledge will have 1.21 GigaWatts sent through his body! hahaha

ryozan said...

you must monitor your shoes with cctv... muahahahaha! or, you can stop washing your feet forever, so no one dares to take your shoes! it's like how people will not steal kendo bogu, cos it's so... evil smelling! lol!

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